MOVIE REVIEW: Dracula
Bela Lugosi sets the standard for ALL Dracula’s to come. Plus, Van Helsing is a worthy adversary, Renfield is unhinged, and Harker loses everything cool about him from the book.
Bela Lugosi sets the standard for ALL Dracula’s to come. Plus, Van Helsing is a worthy adversary, Renfield is unhinged, and Harker loses everything cool about him from the book.
An old-school exorcist battles the King of Hell AND church bureaucracy. Plus, grave robbing, Spanish Inquisition coverups, and my nightmare is France winning the World Cup.
Pooh and Piglet have gone feral, and no woman is safe. Plus, Christopher Robin gets punished for going to college, and Eeyore draws the short straw.
Comparison is the thief of joy—and it’s making the queen psychotic. Plus, a spell is cast, an apple is poisoned, and a premature burial is planned. It’s dark days for Snow White.
Littlefoot faces tragedy while trying to avoid starvation. Plus, three horns never play with long necks, Spike just eats and sleeps, and Cera makes a strong case for most annoying kids’ character ever.
Meet Pearl and Howard, two of the saddest psychos you’ll ever see. Plus, Mia Goth pulls double duty, Maxine won’t settle for a life she doesn’t deserve, and it’s all business to Wayne—as long as the camera is rolling.
It’s Three Men and a Baby with prehistoric mammals. Plus, herds stick together, Diego plays a terrifying version of peekaboo, and we should all hope to have someone look at us the way Scrat looks at that acorn.
What could possibly go wrong at a kids pizzeria called Freddy Fazbear’s? Plus, Matthew Lillard makes everything better, and don’t take sleeping pills when surrounded by homicidal animatronics.
There’s a fine line between cooking with love and obsession. Plus, cheeseburgers inspire joy, s’mores are an assault on the human palate, and when you’re served a breadless bread plate, you’re being insulted.