MOVIE REVIEW: Smile
Tim MatassaOnce you see this smile, it’s too late. Plus, there’s only one way to rid yourself of this curse, but you’re not gonna like it…
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MOVIE REVIEW: Barbarian
The stranger already inside her Airbnb is just the start of the misery. Plus, barbarians take many forms, don’t forget to measure the hidden tunnels before listing your rental property, and never ignore the red flags of a white knight.
MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
There’s a new director, a new Dumbledore, and a new artistic vision for the series. Plus, Lupin shines, the dementors are as scary as they need to be, and the Rat-Man nearly steals the show.
MOVIE REVIEW: Willow
An unlikely hero and a scoundrel with a heart of gold must protect a newborn princess from the evil queen. Plus, murderous hellhounds, two-headed monsters, and pig-men—maybe it’s good I didn’t see this when I was seven!
MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar
Welcome to Pandora, home of the universe’s most UNOBTAINABLE element—UNOBTAINIUM. Plus, a paraplegic jarhead becomes the “chosen one” for an alien race, and James Cameron dazzles us again with one of the most wildly imaginative new worlds ever put on screen.
MOVIE REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
We take our first trip to a galaxy far, far away to meet a whiny farmboy, a cocky smuggler, and a shit-talking princess. Plus, the most underwhelming light saber duel in Star Wars history, the Death Star has a vulnerable spot that puts the Titanic to shame, and could Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ben Kenobi really be the same person?
MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The Chamber of Secrets and some wild monsters come to life on screen. But it’s amazing how much important setup can get left out of a 2 hour 40 minute movie.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Illusionist
Magic… mystery… romance… and everything else you’d expect from a turn-of-the-century tale of a magician trying to get back the love of his life from a power-hungry prince while staying one step ahead of the police. This one just happens to star my favorite actor.
MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Hogwarts, quidditch, the “Dark” Forest, and the entire wizarding world come to life. This was my most anticipated movie ever when it came out in 2001… did it live up to the hype?
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