MOVIE REVIEW: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Tim MatassaComparison is the thief of joy—and it’s making the queen psychotic. Plus, a spell is cast, an apple is poisoned, and a premature burial is planned. It’s dark days for Snow White.
Fairy Tales
STORY REVIEW: Snow-White and Rose-Red
Two angelic girls become friends with a talking bear. Plus, scissors always come in handy, a brutal murder breaks a curse, and a dwarf can’t stop getting his beard tangled in things.
STORY REVIEW: Rip Van Winkle
Rip takes dodging his wife to a new extreme with a VERY long nap. Plus, weirdos in the forest, politics as usual, and Wolf is at least 140 in dog years.
STORY REVIEW: Little Snow-White
An evil queen plotting to murder her stepdaughter ISN’T the most disturbing thing about this fairy tale. Plus, the huntsman is no hero, the magic mirror seems like it could be a lot more useful, and nobody cares about the OG queen.