Hawkins Lab is under siege by Dart and his buddies. Plus, Bob Newby (Superhero) speaks BASIC, the Shadow Monster gets a creepy new D&D name, and the reunion we’ve been waiting for all season doesn’t disappoint.
As Ellie struggles to keep Joel alive, we meet our most twisted villain yet. Plus, broken fingers, popped-off kneecaps, and never trust a preacher in an apocalypse.
Welcome to Pandora, home of the universe’s most UNOBTAINABLE element—UNOBTAINIUM. Plus, a paraplegic jarhead becomes the “chosen one” for an alien race, and James Cameron dazzles us again with one of the most wildly imaginative new worlds ever put on screen.
We interrupt our amazing story for this completely unnecessary diversion. Plus, El finds her “sister,” gets an emo makeover, and is forced to deal with an unwanted vision.
As Joel is dying, we go back to FEDRA school with Ellie. Plus, the Fireflies might be a bunch of terrorists, FEDRA might be a bunch of fascist dickbags, and Riley shows Ellie the FIVE wonders of the mall.
Tim Matassa
