MOVIE REVIEW: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
Tim MatassaA sadistic admiral hellbent on crushing an insurgency comes to the wrong moon. Plus, even if this is Temu Star Wars, there’s fun to be had here.
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MOVIE REVIEW: M3GAN
M3GAN will take care of the little things, so you can do the things that matter—while avoiding any parental responsibilities. Plus, collectibles aren’t toys, AI is bad, and the thing that will help this conversation is kombucha.
MOVIE REVIEW: Carrie
Carrie gets a modern makeover, but does she have anything new to say? Plus, Billy is more menacing and less bumpkin, Chris has an instinct for cruelty and humiliation, and everyone loves Tim Tebow for taking kids to prom.
MOVIE REVIEW: Twilight
Bella and Edward’s epic romance begins with an awkward introduction in science lab. Plus, Charlie needs flannels and a mustache to tamp down the handsome, and Mike Dexter is a good vampire??
MOVIE REVIEW: Thanksgiving
A pre-Black Friday riot unleashes a terrifying killer. Plus, a horrifying Thanksgiving turkey, and you’ll never look at corn on the cob holders the same way again.
MOVIE REVIEW: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Furiosa arrives—eventually. Plus, Immortan Joe is young(er), and Dementus is weird—but is he weird enough?
MOVIE REVIEW: Jeepers Creepers
Every 23rd spring, for 23 days, the Creeper gets to eat. Plus, the House of Pain, nightmares of an old phonograph, and a monster with a sense of humor.
MOVIE REVIEW: Halloween
Evil comes home. Plus, Michael can’t be killed, Loomis bumbles around, and Laurie is saved by an overplayed horror trope.
MOVIE REVIEW: Late Night with the Devil
A 13-year-old girl goes on live TV to share her demonic possession with the world. Plus, the dangers of unchecked ambition, secret societies, and “controlled regurgitation.”
MOVIE REVIEW: The Sixth Sense
Cole has a secret that’s driving him insane. Plus, complementary scares, a harrowing performance from a New Kid on the Block, and maybe the most iconic twist ending of all time.