TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.9) – R04DK11
Tim MatassaJohn messed up and has to mend fences. Plus, chaos at Stone’s blockade, old friends return, and mix tapes are like Russian Roulette, but “Sex Tunes 4 Sasha” starts with a banger.
Tag: Post-apocalypse
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.12) – Days of Future Past: Part II
Wolverine babysits so Gambit and Bishop don’t kill each other. Plus, Rogue has mommy issues, Senator Kelly is confused, and the future still sucks.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.8) – EV3L1N
John is part of a love story for the ages. Plus, cars, cucks, and Cocaine Jesus!
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.11) – Days of Future Past: Part 1
My favorite X-Man travels back in time to stop an assassination, but somehow forgets who the assassin is. Plus, the future looks grim, Gambit has demons, and at least Wolverine didn’t lose his hair.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.7) – NUTH0UZ
John and Quiet make a pit stop, and all hell breaks loose. Plus, Sweet Tooth gets an origin story, New Chicago disappoints, and Mr. Slam can crush anything…
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.6) – DRVTHRU
John and Quiet share an intimate evening at Astral Burger. Plus, electrical storms, ear necklaces, and Quiet has never had sex in a ball pit…twice.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.5) – CRZSRDS
Quiet takes drastic measures to get revenge her way. Plus, Sweet Tooth has a new mission, John gets into “MMMBop,” and Stu hits the road—but he has to ride bitch.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.4) – WHZDARE
John and Quiet bond on a detour for Granny Dread. Plus, Holy Men are coming, don’t drink tea from a crazy plant lady, and put some respect on classic joke structure.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.3) – NTHLAW1
John and Quiet start to connect in the midst of torture. Plus, Agent Stone’s villain origin, John’s cartographer could bring down Stone’s whole operation, and Shephard gets caught with his pants down.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.1) – WLUDRV
Milkman extraordinaire John Doe gets hired to make a harrowing trip to New Chicago. Plus, Samoa Joe rules Vegas, the delivery is never organs, and don’t forget to say Jell-o.
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