TV REVIEW: X-Men (5.1) – Phalanx Covenant – Part One
Tim MatassaThe Phalanx have arrived and want to subsume all life on Earth. Plus, Wolverine gets left in the dark, Beast and Forge team with the unlikeliest of allies, and when did Professor X get so jacked?
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (Season 4)
Nightcrawler delivers an incredible Rookie of the Year performance in Season 4. Plus, Magneto’s transformation continues, Apocalypse tries to destroy time, and the X-Men celebrate Christmas in the sewer.
TV REVIEW: How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot… but the Grinch… who lived just north of Who-ville… did not! Plus, Boris Karloff rocks, Max is the true heart, and the Grinch is surprisingly good at ASMR.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.21) – Beyond Good and Evil – Part 4
Apocalypse’s deadly plan takes shape. Plus, Bishop defies the odds, Magneto takes a stand, and people get “blipped” out of existence.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.20) – Beyond Good and Evil – Part 3
Cable acts uncharacteristically foolish thanks to his obsession with Apocalypse. Plus, Beast muses about good, evil, and the fabric of existence, and everyone thinks Sabretooth is stupid.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.19) – Beyond Good and Evil – Part 2
Apocalypse’s plan begins to crystallize, which bodes poorly for Professor X. Plus, sparks fly between Archangel and Psylocke, the Shi’ar are attacked, and Magneto enters the fray—for a steep price.
TV REVIEW: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Charlie Brown finds himself in a Thanksgiving dilemma. Plus, Snoopy wrestles a lawn chair, a Thanksgiving feast for the ages, and who owns a dozen toasters?
TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.18) – Beyond Good & Evil – Part 1
Apocalypse questions his existence—and is more dangerous than ever. Plus, Bishop is caught out of time, Mister Sinister crashes a wedding, and Cable loses his favorite toy.
TV REVIEW: Garfield’s Thanksgiving
Garfield goes on a diet the day before Thanksgiving. Plus, Jon lands a date with a dreamboat, you don’t rub the butter on your own skin, and how do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Bolivia??
TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.17) – Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas
It’s Christmas Eve at the X-Mansion, and Wolverine is feeling salty. Plus, Jubilee revels in holiday spirit, a Morlock child is dying, and Gambit doesn’t cook TV dinners.