TV REVIEW: Squid Game (1.1) – Red Light, Green Light
Tim MatassaRed Light, Green Light has never had higher stakes. Plus, Gi-hun has a very bad day, the mosquitoes are really mean these days, and never ask a loan shark for ink.
Tag: Horror
STORY REVIEW: King Pest
Two drunken sailors flee to a plague zone and get more than they bargained for. Plus, King Pest rules the undertaker’s shop with an iron fist, and who is Tim Hurlygurly?
STORY REVIEW: Morella
When Eros is uninvolved in your marriage, the results may be less than ideal. Plus, the only thing better—or worse—than one Morella is TWO Morellas.
MOVIE REVIEW: M3GAN
M3GAN will take care of the little things, so you can do the things that matter—while avoiding any parental responsibilities. Plus, collectibles aren’t toys, AI is bad, and the thing that will help this conversation is kombucha.
TV REVIEW: X-Men ’97 (1.3) – Fire Made Flesh
The mystery of the two Jeans comes to a violent head. Plus, a mad scientist returns, the X-Mansion becomes a house of horrors, and Rogue trains her stamina with the new boss.
STORY REVIEW: Berenice
A young man’s affliction causes him to obsess over the tedious things in life—like his cousin’s teeth.
MOVIE REVIEW: Carrie
Carrie gets a modern makeover, but does she have anything new to say? Plus, Billy is more menacing and less bumpkin, Chris has an instinct for cruelty and humiliation, and everyone loves Tim Tebow for taking kids to prom.
STORY REVIEW: Shadow—A Parable
Before “The Masque of the Red Death,” there was “Shadow”—and try as these revelers might, no amount of partying in hiding can keep Death at bay for long.
MOVIE REVIEW: Thanksgiving
A pre-Black Friday riot unleashes a terrifying killer. Plus, a horrifying Thanksgiving turkey, and you’ll never look at corn on the cob holders the same way again.
MOVIE REVIEW: Jeepers Creepers
Every 23rd spring, for 23 days, the Creeper gets to eat. Plus, the House of Pain, nightmares of an old phonograph, and a monster with a sense of humor.