TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.8) – EV3L1N
Tim MatassaJohn is part of a love story for the ages. Plus, cars, cucks, and Cocaine Jesus!
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.11) – Days of Future Past: Part 1
My favorite X-Man travels back in time to stop an assassination, but somehow forgets who the assassin is. Plus, the future looks grim, Gambit has demons, and at least Wolverine didn’t lose his hair.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.10) – Come the Apocalypse
Archangel is born, and he’s a badass. Plus, Rogue’s powers come in handy, Apocalypse likes to hear himself talk, and these Four Horsemen are jobbers.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.7) – NUTH0UZ
John and Quiet make a pit stop, and all hell breaks loose. Plus, Sweet Tooth gets an origin story, New Chicago disappoints, and Mr. Slam can crush anything…
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.9) – The Cure
Rogue and Wolverine react very differently when a “cure” for mutants is discovered. Plus, Cable wreaks havoc, a major new baddie plots against humanity, and Cyclops just can’t help himself from being the worst.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Pope’s Exorcist
An old-school exorcist battles the King of Hell AND church bureaucracy. Plus, grave robbing, Spanish Inquisition coverups, and my nightmare is France winning the World Cup.
MOVIE REVIEW: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Pooh and Piglet have gone feral, and no woman is safe. Plus, Christopher Robin gets punished for going to college, and Eeyore draws the short straw.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.8) – The Unstoppable Juggernaut
The Juggernaut arrives and promptly wrecks everyone. Plus, teamwork makes the dream work, a mutant “scab” is a union’s nightmare, and Wolverine taps into his softer side.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.6) – DRVTHRU
John and Quiet share an intimate evening at Astral Burger. Plus, electrical storms, ear necklaces, and Quiet has never had sex in a ball pit…twice.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4)
Vecna brings a whole new level of terror to Hawkins. Plus, Max becomes a target, El struggles to regain her powers, and a peanut butter smuggler forces us to stall out in Russia.