TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.13) – The Final Decision
Tim MatassaLeave it to a giant evil robot to realize mutants ARE humans. Plus, Wolverine and Gambit fight side by side, Magneto repays a debt, and wedding bells are in the air.
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.12) – Days of Future Past: Part II
Wolverine babysits so Gambit and Bishop don’t kill each other. Plus, Rogue has mommy issues, Senator Kelly is confused, and the future still sucks.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.11) – Days of Future Past: Part 1
My favorite X-Man travels back in time to stop an assassination, but somehow forgets who the assassin is. Plus, the future looks grim, Gambit has demons, and at least Wolverine didn’t lose his hair.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.10) – Come the Apocalypse
Archangel is born, and he’s a badass. Plus, Rogue’s powers come in handy, Apocalypse likes to hear himself talk, and these Four Horsemen are jobbers.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.9) – The Cure
Rogue and Wolverine react very differently when a “cure” for mutants is discovered. Plus, Cable wreaks havoc, a major new baddie plots against humanity, and Cyclops just can’t help himself from being the worst.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.8) – The Unstoppable Juggernaut
The Juggernaut arrives and promptly wrecks everyone. Plus, teamwork makes the dream work, a mutant “scab” is a union’s nightmare, and Wolverine taps into his softer side.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.7) – Slave Island
Being enslaved wasn’t on the X-Men’s vacation itinerary. Plus, Storm and Gambit enact terrible plans, Cyclops is done talking shit now that Wolverine is back, and a badass mercenary wages a one-man war.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.6) – Cold Vengeance
Lovesick Wolverine flees to Canada and finds momentary peace. Plus, Cyclops is salty, Sabretooth is hellbent on revenge, and Gambit thinks they’ve found mutants’ paradise.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.5) – Captive Hearts
The team heads underground to battle a group of weirdos. Plus, Storm confronts her claustrophobia, Wolverine ogles a picture, and Cyclops is a coveted sperm donor.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.4) – Deadly Reunions
Professor X probes deep in Sabretooth’s tormented mind, with mixed results. Plus, an anti-mutant extremist announces his candidacy for president, Magneto’s weaknesses are exploited, and Jubilee should never be left in charge.