Hawkins Lab is under siege by Dart and his buddies. Plus, Bob Newby (Superhero) speaks BASIC, the Shadow Monster gets a creepy new D&D name, and the reunion we’ve been waiting for all season doesn’t disappoint.
As Ellie struggles to keep Joel alive, we meet our most twisted villain yet. Plus, broken fingers, popped-off kneecaps, and never trust a preacher in an apocalypse.
Welcome to Pandora, home of the universe’s most UNOBTAINABLE element—UNOBTAINIUM. Plus, a paraplegic jarhead becomes the “chosen one” for an alien race, and James Cameron dazzles us again with one of the most wildly imaginative new worlds ever put on screen.
We interrupt our amazing story for this completely unnecessary diversion. Plus, El finds her “sister,” gets an emo makeover, and is forced to deal with an unwanted vision.
As Joel is dying, we go back to FEDRA school with Ellie. Plus, the Fireflies might be a bunch of terrorists, FEDRA might be a bunch of fascist dickbags, and Riley shows Ellie the FIVE wonders of the mall.
The hunt for Dart takes a major turn for the worse. Plus, Steve and Murray dispense dating wisdom, Max opens up to her stalker, and the spy gets one over on everyone.
Joel reunites with Tommy—but it’s not what either of them expect. Plus, Joel has panic attacks and bares his soul, Communism works in Wyoming, and why are the Fireflies never there when you need them?
Hopper is stuck in the Upside Down, and Bob’s big brain is his best hope of getting out.
Plus, Dustin takes charge of the Dart situation while lying out his ass, Lucas takes a big risk with Max, Nancy and Jonathan visit a crackpot, and El gets clarity.
A duke goes to Hell and plays cards with the Devil to win back his soul.
Plus, Poe goes overboard with the French, and I’m officially worried about this early stretch of his stories.
Dart has quite a surprise for Dustin—and for Mews.
Plus, El and Hopper go to war, Nancy and Jonathan go to the lab, Max goes to bat for herself, and Billy goes for the record of most awful clichés for one character.
Tim Matassa
