Summer arrives in Hawkins, and girlfriends and science camp cause the boys to start drifting apart. Plus, Steve forgets how to talk to girls, Hopper forgets how to act like a human, and rats are exploding!
Things get dark at Hogwarts as a crazed murderer is on the loose and after Harry. Plus, Hogwarts finally gets a competent teacher for DADA, Snape feels slighted by Dumbledore, and Slytherin’s Quidditch team uses the “Hack-a-Shaq” strategy at the dumbest possible time.
Season 2 is a little heavy on the table-setting, but there’s no shortage of action at the end. Plus, an army of darkness terrorizes Hawkins, a king finally emerges, and the season is highlighted by a surprising MVP.
Another episode, another rampage from Joel. Plus, we discover the origin of Ellie’s immunity, find out the truth about Joel’s scar, and get a front-row seat to the Fireflies’ appalling incompetence.
We close Season 2 with an epic battle against the Mind Flayer. Plus, Will gets an exorcism, the “King” finally makes an appearance, and Dustin gets the thrill of his life.
Hawkins Lab is under siege by Dart and his buddies. Plus, Bob Newby (Superhero) speaks BASIC, the Shadow Monster gets a creepy new D&D name, and the reunion we’ve been waiting for all season doesn’t disappoint.
As Ellie struggles to keep Joel alive, we meet our most twisted villain yet. Plus, broken fingers, popped-off kneecaps, and never trust a preacher in an apocalypse.
Welcome to Pandora, home of the universe’s most UNOBTAINABLE element—UNOBTAINIUM. Plus, a paraplegic jarhead becomes the “chosen one” for an alien race, and James Cameron dazzles us again with one of the most wildly imaginative new worlds ever put on screen.
We interrupt our amazing story for this completely unnecessary diversion. Plus, El finds her “sister,” gets an emo makeover, and is forced to deal with an unwanted vision.
As Joel is dying, we go back to FEDRA school with Ellie. Plus, the Fireflies might be a bunch of terrorists, FEDRA might be a bunch of fascist dickbags, and Riley shows Ellie the FIVE wonders of the mall.
Tim Matassa
