TV REVIEW: X-Men (4.1) – The Juggernaut Returns
Tim MatassaThere’s a new Juggernaut in town, and his name is Eugene. Plus, Professor X confronts his childhood trauma, the team balks at helping the OG Juggernaut, and Cyclops gives seriously good dating advice.
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