MOVIE REVIEW: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Tim MatassaWhat could possibly go wrong at a kids pizzeria called Freddy Fazbear’s? Plus, Matthew Lillard makes everything better, and don’t take sleeping pills when surrounded by homicidal animatronics.
Tag: Horror
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4, Episode 3) – The Monster and the Superhero
An old friend returns with a potentially game-changing proposition. Plus, Hop hatches a painful plan, Nancy is an ice queen to her unlikely partner, and Vecna has a new target.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Menu
There’s a fine line between cooking with love and obsession. Plus, cheeseburgers inspire joy, s’mores are an assault on the human palate, and when you’re served a breadless bread plate, you’re being insulted.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4, Episode 2) – Vecna’s Curse
Vecna strikes again! Plus, Will feels like a third wheel, El improvises without her powers, and Hopper meets “the elephant.”
STORY REVIEW: Sex, Death and Starshine
A rundown but revered theater is about to see its final performance before going out in a blaze of glory. Plus, stardom and artistry are two different things, getting embalmed saves time and money for zombies trying to live in the real world, and always make sure your partner is breathing before getting busy.
MOVIE REVIEW: Smile
Once you see this smile, it’s too late. Plus, there’s only one way to rid yourself of this curse, but you’re not gonna like it…
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4, Episode 1) – The Hellfire Club
We’re back with more horror than ever and a terrifying new Big Bad. Plus, Joyce gets a special delivery from Russia, El might’ve been a rampaging psycho all along, and Eddie Munson has entered the chat.
MOVIE REVIEW: Barbarian
The stranger already inside her Airbnb is just the start of the misery. Plus, barbarians take many forms, don’t forget to measure the hidden tunnels before listing your rental property, and never ignore the red flags of a white knight.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 3)
An old nemesis returns—stronger and smarter than last time. Plus, El faces a daunting new challenge, the kids are growing up and moving on, and the Russians have infiltrated Hawkins, for better and for worse.
BOOK REVIEW: Dracula
The all-time classic vampire novel doesn’t disappoint. Plus, Dracula is a closet bookworm, Renfield eats a lot of bugs, and everybody loves a good paper trail and an endless search for dirt.