TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.1) – Out of the Past – Part I
Tim MatassaAn old flame wants to sink her claws back into Wolverine. Plus, cyborgs, backyard basketball, and don’t give your phone number to the Morlocks.
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (Season 2)
Professor X and Magneto frolic through the Savage Land. Plus, Cable and Bishop duke it out, Morph doesn’t know whose side he’s on, and Mister Sinister’s world-domination plans are foiled by an office chair.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.13) – Reunion – Part Two
Mister Sinister’s plan finally comes to light. Plus, Wolverine makes a friend, Gambit offers a kiss, and never leave an office chair around expensive scientific equipment that you need to subjugate humanity.
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max: Fury Road
Max is back with a new actor but the same dead eyes. Plus, Furiosa goes rogue, Joe conserves water, and a War Boy is the surprising heart of the movie.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.12) – Reunion – Part One
Professor X meets his match in a walking, talking pterodactyl with mind control. Plus, Wolverine loves flying into a trap, Ka-Zar hates Magneto, and does Cyclops even matter?
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Plus, why oh why do we ever leave Bartertown?
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.11) – Mojovision
The X-Men get sucked into another dimension and turned into TV stars. Plus, burps, Pepto, and plucked nose hairs—it’s as juvenile as it sounds.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.10) – Beauty and the Beast
Beast has a girlfriend—do wonders never cease? Plus, the Friends of Humanity get called out, Creed’s secret threatens to destroy him, and Wolverine handles things gently.
STORY REVIEW: Hell’s Event
Hell returns to earth to win a London footrace. Plus, the Ninth Circle is frigid, Hell steals from God’s playbook, and the tortoise strikes again.
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max 2
Max is back, with deader eyes than ever. Plus, assless chaps, the Feral Kid, and Lord Humungus seems like a reasonable man.