BOOK REVIEW: Twilight
Tim MatassaBella and Edward’s epic romance crackles with electricity and cringy inner monologues. Plus, sparkling vampires, irresistible human flavors, and Bella wants to join the undead.
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MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max
“Good Cop Max” and “Family Man Max” stick around for a long time before we meet “Mad Max.” Plus, Toecutter terrorizes, Goose burns, and society slowly collapses.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.7) – Time Fugitives—Part One
Bishop, Cable, and Apocalypse all in one episode—sign me up! Plus, a plague runs rampant, Apocalypse makes friends, and Cable has a conundrum on his hands.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.6) – X-Ternally Yours
Gambit goes home and gets entrapped by an old flame. Plus, guild warfare, Cyclops gets dusted in the Danger Room, and Wolverine is on one.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.5) – Repo Man
Wolverine’s origins come to light as he visits his old running buddies. Plus, Magneto knows more about the Savage Land than he’s letting on, Cerebro sucks at its job, and never leave a glass of water on top of expensive lab equipment.
STORY REVIEW: Four Beasts in One
A mad king dresses up as a bizarre creation called the Cameleopard. Plus, where’s the debauchery? And never assume you can domesticate big cats.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.4) – Red Dawn
The Soviets thaw out a villain from Wolverine’s past to rebuild their empire. Plus, Jubilee battles goons, Colossus returns, and Professor X and Magneto battle a T-Rex!
MOVIE REVIEW: Dracula
Bela Lugosi sets the standard for ALL Dracula’s to come. Plus, Van Helsing is a worthy adversary, Renfield is unhinged, and Harker loses everything cool about him from the book.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (2.3) – Whatever It Takes
Storm and Rogue travel to Africa to save Storm’s home from the Shadow King. Plus, Wolverine won’t give up on Morph, and Professor X can walk!
STORY REVIEW: Dracula’s Guest
An Englishman ignores the local folklore and nearly pays the ultimate price. Plus, the undead, a giant wolf, and an unholy graveyard—you know you’re in a Dracula story.