Mister Sinister’s plan finally comes to light. Plus, Wolverine makes a friend, Gambit offers a kiss, and never leave an office chair around expensive scientific equipment that you need to subjugate humanity.
Max is back with a new actor but the same dead eyes. Plus, Furiosa goes rogue, Joe conserves water, and a War Boy is the surprising heart of the movie.
Professor X meets his match in a walking, talking pterodactyl with mind control. Plus, Wolverine loves flying into a trap, Ka-Zar hates Magneto, and does Cyclops even matter?
Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Plus, why oh why do we ever leave Bartertown?
The X-Men get sucked into another dimension and turned into TV stars. Plus, burps, Pepto, and plucked nose hairs—it’s as juvenile as it sounds.
Beast has a girlfriend—do wonders never cease? Plus, the Friends of Humanity get called out, Creed’s secret threatens to destroy him, and Wolverine handles things gently.
Hell returns to earth to win a London footrace. Plus, the Ninth Circle is frigid, Hell steals from God’s playbook, and the tortoise strikes again.
Max is back, with deader eyes than ever. Plus, assless chaps, the Feral Kid, and Lord Humungus seems like a reasonable man.
Rogue has an unwelcome visitor in her mind. Plus, Mister Sinister schemes, Professor X shows a crueler side, and Blob loves tutti-frutti.
It’s Cable vs. Bishop in a battle for two futures! Plus, Wolverine is the key, Forge forgets again, and Apocalypse has a new name to remember.
Tim Matassa
