STORY REVIEW: Rip Van Winkle
Tim MatassaRip takes dodging his wife to a new extreme with a VERY long nap. Plus, weirdos in the forest, politics as usual, and Wolf is at least 140 in dog years.
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MOVIE REVIEW: The Land Before Time
Littlefoot faces tragedy while trying to avoid starvation. Plus, three horns never play with long necks, Spike just eats and sleeps, and Cera makes a strong case for most annoying kids’ character ever.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.7) – The Massacre at Hawkins Lab
The truth about the massacre reveals even more secrets than we bargained for. Plus, Dustin theorizes about an old foe, Steve and Eddie join a mutual admiration society, and Vecna has a new target.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.1) – WLUDRV
Milkman extraordinaire John Doe gets hired to make a harrowing trip to New Chicago. Plus, Samoa Joe rules Vegas, the delivery is never organs, and don’t forget to say Jell-o.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.6) – The Dive
The Hawkins gang figures out how Vecna has been crossing sides. Plus, Hopper prepares to fight a monster, Jason incites Satanic panic, and Papa doesn’t always tell the truth.
STORY REVIEW: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
With a hero who’s conniving, manipulative, and cowardly, how bad must the villain be? Plus, what’s real and what’s make-believe in Sleepy Hollow, anyway?
MOVIE REVIEW: X
Meet Pearl and Howard, two of the saddest psychos you’ll ever see. Plus, Mia Goth pulls double duty, Maxine won’t settle for a life she doesn’t deserve, and it’s all business to Wayne—as long as the camera is rolling.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.5) – The Nina Project
The Hawkins gang enter the nest of evil as El enters an uncertain future. Plus, Vecna claims another victim, Eddie is out of time, and triple homicide was bad for the Creel house’s resale value.
MOVIE REVIEW: Ice Age
It’s Three Men and a Baby with prehistoric mammals. Plus, herds stick together, Diego plays a terrifying version of peekaboo, and we should all hope to have someone look at us the way Scrat looks at that acorn.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.4) – Dear Billy
Max is in Vecna’s crosshairs, and our heroes are up against the clock. Plus, a horror icon tells Victor Creel’s story, Robin’s boobs hurt, and never tell Hopper the odds.