TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.3) – Enter Magneto
Tim MatassaMagneto has entered the fray, and he’s not messing around. Plus, Wolverine calls out the professor, a badass villain is defanged, and Beast has time to catch up on his Dostoevsky.
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TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.4) – WHZDARE
John and Quiet bond on a detour for Granny Dread. Plus, Holy Men are coming, don’t drink tea from a crazy plant lady, and put some respect on classic joke structure.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.2) – Night of the Sentinels: Part II
An X-Man falls, but do we need to care? Plus, Beast is caged, Wolverine pouts, and a threat emerges from the shadows.
STORY REVIEW: Snow-White and Rose-Red
Two angelic girls become friends with a talking bear. Plus, scissors always come in handy, a brutal murder breaks a curse, and a dwarf can’t stop getting his beard tangled in things.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Midnight Meat Train
Leon won’t stop stalking a century-old serial killer called The Butcher. Plus, jars of pustules, eyeball-popping violence, and a big surprise at the end of the line for the Midnight Meat Train.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.1) – Night of the Sentinels: Part 1
Anti-mutant hysteria runs rampant, and the Mutant Control Agency takes advantage. Plus, the X-Men can’t keep tabs on a teenager, Sentinels are kinda funny, and who the eff is Morph?
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.3) – NTHLAW1
John and Quiet start to connect in the midst of torture. Plus, Agent Stone’s villain origin, John’s cartographer could bring down Stone’s whole operation, and Shephard gets caught with his pants down.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.9) – The Piggyback
The battle against Vecna—and for Max’s life—is fought on multiple fronts. Plus, a prison break-in, Eddie finds his courage, and Purple Palm Tree Delight comes through again.
STORY REVIEW: The Spectre Bridegroom
A case of mistaken identity causes chaos in this mistaken ghost story. Plus, spooky vibes, a clever ruse, and an engagement with the worms.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.2) – 3RNCRCS
Meet Sweet Tooth, a psychotic clown who loves paper bags, one-man plays, and “Thong Song.” Plus, Quiet speaks, and Mike handles initiation much better than Stu.