TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.6) – DRVTHRU
Tim MatassaJohn and Quiet share an intimate evening at Astral Burger. Plus, electrical storms, ear necklaces, and Quiet has never had sex in a ball pit…twice.
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TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4)
Vecna brings a whole new level of terror to Hawkins. Plus, Max becomes a target, El struggles to regain her powers, and a peanut butter smuggler forces us to stall out in Russia.
STORY REVIEW: In the Hills, the Cities
Two cities left behind by civilization do battle in an ancient ritual. Plus, town pride, engineering marvels, and 38,765 casualties are no civil disaster.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.7) – Slave Island
Being enslaved wasn’t on the X-Men’s vacation itinerary. Plus, Storm and Gambit enact terrible plans, Cyclops is done talking shit now that Wolverine is back, and a badass mercenary wages a one-man war.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.6) – Cold Vengeance
Lovesick Wolverine flees to Canada and finds momentary peace. Plus, Cyclops is salty, Sabretooth is hellbent on revenge, and Gambit thinks they’ve found mutants’ paradise.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.5) – Captive Hearts
The team heads underground to battle a group of weirdos. Plus, Storm confronts her claustrophobia, Wolverine ogles a picture, and Cyclops is a coveted sperm donor.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.5) – CRZSRDS
Quiet takes drastic measures to get revenge her way. Plus, Sweet Tooth has a new mission, John gets into “MMMBop,” and Stu hits the road—but he has to ride bitch.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.4) – Deadly Reunions
Professor X probes deep in Sabretooth’s tormented mind, with mixed results. Plus, an anti-mutant extremist announces his candidacy for president, Magneto’s weaknesses are exploited, and Jubilee should never be left in charge.
STORY REVIEW: Loss of Breath
Karma comes calling for a terrible husband. Plus, organ removal, experimental electrocution, hanging—this story sounds like it should be much better than it is.
MOVIE REVIEW: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Comparison is the thief of joy—and it’s making the queen psychotic. Plus, a spell is cast, an apple is poisoned, and a premature burial is planned. It’s dark days for Snow White.