TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.6) – Cold Vengeance
Tim MatassaLovesick Wolverine flees to Canada and finds momentary peace. Plus, Cyclops is salty, Sabretooth is hellbent on revenge, and Gambit thinks they’ve found mutants’ paradise.
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.5) – Captive Hearts
The team heads underground to battle a group of weirdos. Plus, Storm confronts her claustrophobia, Wolverine ogles a picture, and Cyclops is a coveted sperm donor.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.5) – CRZSRDS
Quiet takes drastic measures to get revenge her way. Plus, Sweet Tooth has a new mission, John gets into “MMMBop,” and Stu hits the road—but he has to ride bitch.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.4) – Deadly Reunions
Professor X probes deep in Sabretooth’s tormented mind, with mixed results. Plus, an anti-mutant extremist announces his candidacy for president, Magneto’s weaknesses are exploited, and Jubilee should never be left in charge.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.3) – Enter Magneto
Magneto has entered the fray, and he’s not messing around. Plus, Wolverine calls out the professor, a badass villain is defanged, and Beast has time to catch up on his Dostoevsky.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.4) – WHZDARE
John and Quiet bond on a detour for Granny Dread. Plus, Holy Men are coming, don’t drink tea from a crazy plant lady, and put some respect on classic joke structure.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.2) – Night of the Sentinels: Part II
An X-Man falls, but do we need to care? Plus, Beast is caged, Wolverine pouts, and a threat emerges from the shadows.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.1) – Night of the Sentinels: Part 1
Anti-mutant hysteria runs rampant, and the Mutant Control Agency takes advantage. Plus, the X-Men can’t keep tabs on a teenager, Sentinels are kinda funny, and who the eff is Morph?
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.3) – NTHLAW1
John and Quiet start to connect in the midst of torture. Plus, Agent Stone’s villain origin, John’s cartographer could bring down Stone’s whole operation, and Shephard gets caught with his pants down.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.9) – The Piggyback
The battle against Vecna—and for Max’s life—is fought on multiple fronts. Plus, a prison break-in, Eddie finds his courage, and Purple Palm Tree Delight comes through again.