TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.12) – Days of Future Past: Part II
Tim MatassaWolverine babysits so Gambit and Bishop don’t kill each other. Plus, Rogue has mommy issues, Senator Kelly is confused, and the future still sucks.
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TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.8) – EV3L1N
John is part of a love story for the ages. Plus, cars, cucks, and Cocaine Jesus!
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.11) – Days of Future Past: Part 1
My favorite X-Man travels back in time to stop an assassination, but somehow forgets who the assassin is. Plus, the future looks grim, Gambit has demons, and at least Wolverine didn’t lose his hair.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.10) – Come the Apocalypse
Archangel is born, and he’s a badass. Plus, Rogue’s powers come in handy, Apocalypse likes to hear himself talk, and these Four Horsemen are jobbers.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.7) – NUTH0UZ
John and Quiet make a pit stop, and all hell breaks loose. Plus, Sweet Tooth gets an origin story, New Chicago disappoints, and Mr. Slam can crush anything…
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.9) – The Cure
Rogue and Wolverine react very differently when a “cure” for mutants is discovered. Plus, Cable wreaks havoc, a major new baddie plots against humanity, and Cyclops just can’t help himself from being the worst.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.8) – The Unstoppable Juggernaut
The Juggernaut arrives and promptly wrecks everyone. Plus, teamwork makes the dream work, a mutant “scab” is a union’s nightmare, and Wolverine taps into his softer side.
TV REVIEW: Twisted Metal (1.6) – DRVTHRU
John and Quiet share an intimate evening at Astral Burger. Plus, electrical storms, ear necklaces, and Quiet has never had sex in a ball pit…twice.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4)
Vecna brings a whole new level of terror to Hawkins. Plus, Max becomes a target, El struggles to regain her powers, and a peanut butter smuggler forces us to stall out in Russia.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (1.7) – Slave Island
Being enslaved wasn’t on the X-Men’s vacation itinerary. Plus, Storm and Gambit enact terrible plans, Cyclops is done talking shit now that Wolverine is back, and a badass mercenary wages a one-man war.