MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar: The Way of Water
Tim MatassaThe Sullys are forced to learn the way of water. Plus, a psycho is resurrected, the whales produce secret brain serum, and Lo’ak can’t get out of his own way,
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MOVIE REVIEW: Pearl
We head to glitzy, technicolor 1918 to see Pearl’s psychotic break. Plus, between a seedy projectionist, an absent husband, and a lonesome scarecrow—all Pearl wants is to be loved.
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max: Fury Road
Max is back with a new actor but the same dead eyes. Plus, Furiosa goes rogue, Joe conserves water, and a War Boy is the surprising heart of the movie.
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. Plus, why oh why do we ever leave Bartertown?
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max 2
Max is back, with deader eyes than ever. Plus, assless chaps, the Feral Kid, and Lord Humungus seems like a reasonable man.
MOVIE REVIEW: Mad Max
“Good Cop Max” and “Family Man Max” stick around for a long time before we meet “Mad Max.” Plus, Toecutter terrorizes, Goose burns, and society slowly collapses.
MOVIE REVIEW: Dracula
Bela Lugosi sets the standard for ALL Dracula’s to come. Plus, Van Helsing is a worthy adversary, Renfield is unhinged, and Harker loses everything cool about him from the book.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Pope’s Exorcist
An old-school exorcist battles the King of Hell AND church bureaucracy. Plus, grave robbing, Spanish Inquisition coverups, and my nightmare is France winning the World Cup.
MOVIE REVIEW: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Pooh and Piglet have gone feral, and no woman is safe. Plus, Christopher Robin gets punished for going to college, and Eeyore draws the short straw.
MOVIE REVIEW: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Comparison is the thief of joy—and it’s making the queen psychotic. Plus, a spell is cast, an apple is poisoned, and a premature burial is planned. It’s dark days for Snow White.