MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar: The Way of Water
Tim MatassaThe Sullys are forced to learn the way of water. Plus, a psycho is resurrected, the whales produce secret brain serum, and Lo’ak can’t get out of his own way,
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TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.12) – Savage Land, Savage Heart – Part One
The X-Men return to the Savage Land after Storm is abducted. Plus, the surprising truth about Sauron, a priestess plots with a god, and Wolverine feels right at home.
STORY REVIEW: The Assignation
A baby falls in a canal, and only one man can save the day. Plus, a goddess adored by all of Venice, a sinister husband, and a lovers’ pact for the ages.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.11) – Cold Comfort
Iceman arrives and Cyclops loses his shit. Plus, Professor X shows his dark side, a new team enters the fray, and Wolverine cracks jokes about everyone involved.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.10) – Longshot
Oh no… Mojo is back. Plus, Jubilee is smitten with an older man, and Wolverine’s trust needs to be earned, bub.
STORY REVIEW: The Wolf and the Man
A wolf attacks an armed huntsman with nothing but brute strength—but was he goaded into the fight? And does he deserve praise for having more guts than brains?
TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.9) – Obsession
Archangel’s obsession with Apocalypse knows no bounds. Plus, Gambit seethes, Beast flirts with a ship, and when in doubt, aim for the back of the neck.
STORY REVIEW: MS. Found in a Bottle
Here there be ghosts? Maybe… Plus, not one but TWO ships go down, and an unfortunate sailor journals about how no one pays attention to him.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.8) – No Mutant Is an Island
Jean’s death sends shockwaves through the X-Men. Plus, Cyclops lashes out, the Purple Man terrorizes kids, and energy beams shouldn’t be able to extinguish fires.
TV REVIEW: X-Men (3.7) – The Phoenix Saga – Part V: Child of Light
We go inside the M’Kraan Crystal as The Phoenix Saga comes to a close. Plus, Mother Earth revolts, Gladiator disappoints, and tears are shed all around.