TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.6) – The Dive
Tim MatassaThe Hawkins gang figures out how Vecna has been crossing sides. Plus, Hopper prepares to fight a monster, Jason incites Satanic panic, and Papa doesn’t always tell the truth.
Month: November 2023
STORY REVIEW: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
With a hero who’s conniving, manipulative, and cowardly, how bad must the villain be? Plus, what’s real and what’s make-believe in Sleepy Hollow, anyway?
MOVIE REVIEW: X
Meet Pearl and Howard, two of the saddest psychos you’ll ever see. Plus, Mia Goth pulls double duty, Maxine won’t settle for a life she doesn’t deserve, and it’s all business to Wayne—as long as the camera is rolling.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.5) – The Nina Project
The Hawkins gang enter the nest of evil as El enters an uncertain future. Plus, Vecna claims another victim, Eddie is out of time, and triple homicide was bad for the Creel house’s resale value.
MOVIE REVIEW: Ice Age
It’s Three Men and a Baby with prehistoric mammals. Plus, herds stick together, Diego plays a terrifying version of peekaboo, and we should all hope to have someone look at us the way Scrat looks at that acorn.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (4.4) – Dear Billy
Max is in Vecna’s crosshairs, and our heroes are up against the clock. Plus, a horror icon tells Victor Creel’s story, Robin’s boobs hurt, and never tell Hopper the odds.
STORY REVIEW: A Tale of Jerusalem
A Poe story only biblical scholars could love. Plus, never trust a besieging army, a Pharisee, or anything that costs 30 pieces of silver.
MOVIE REVIEW: Five Nights at Freddy’s
What could possibly go wrong at a kids pizzeria called Freddy Fazbear’s? Plus, Matthew Lillard makes everything better, and don’t take sleeping pills when surrounded by homicidal animatronics.
TV REVIEW: Stranger Things (Season 4, Episode 3) – The Monster and the Superhero
An old friend returns with a potentially game-changing proposition. Plus, Hop hatches a painful plan, Nancy is an ice queen to her unlikely partner, and Vecna has a new target.
MOVIE REVIEW: The Menu
There’s a fine line between cooking with love and obsession. Plus, cheeseburgers inspire joy, s’mores are an assault on the human palate, and when you’re served a breadless bread plate, you’re being insulted.
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